His Nervous Lunatic

His Nervous Lunatic always kept a sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to choose.

His Nervous Lunatic always carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

His Nervous Lunatic often carried a can of coke that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

His Nervous Lunatic had a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Nervous Lunatic needed a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Nervous Lunatic searched for a computer that they would often share. It was considered to be an original thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. A computer was the thing that was selected.