A Funny Lunatic

A Funny Lunatic desired a painting of a melon that they liked to break. This seems to be an astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Lunatic desired a set of lego that they would sometimes demolish. It should be a fairly strange idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Funny Lunatic needed a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

A Funny Lunatic found a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a funny activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig of all things.

A Funny Lunatic desperately needed a sponge that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is sublime. A sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Lunatic looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.