My Careful Lunatic

My Careful Lunatic carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

My Careful Lunatic desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

My Careful Lunatic searched for a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be awesome. Remarkably, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Careful Lunatic needed a condom that they would often annihilate This seems a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Careful Lunatic owned a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item to opt for.

My Careful Lunatic owned a chocolate bar that they would break. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.