A Lovely Lunatic

A Lovely Lunatic desperately needed a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

A Lovely Lunatic carried a pen that they sometimes eat. It was a new exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was fun. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

A Lovely Lunatic craved for a bag of poop that they liked to annihilate One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Lovely Lunatic desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A cucumber being the thing selected.

A Lovely Lunatic needed a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Lovely Lunatic owned a lava lamp to play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.