His Curious Lunatic

His Curious Lunatic desperately craved for a rubber chicken to cuddle. It was considered to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Curious Lunatic always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was an extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

His Curious Lunatic always had with them a cheese grater that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

His Curious Lunatic owned a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

His Curious Lunatic desperately desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

His Curious Lunatic had a sword that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sword being the thing selected.