The Cheerful Lunatic

The Cheerful Lunatic always carried a condom that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

The Cheerful Lunatic always carried a bag of flour that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Lunatic wanted a ball to annihilate This seems to be a fairly curious action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Lunatic always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

The Cheerful Lunatic desperately desired a big sponge that they would often share. It was considered to be a fairly different activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.

The Cheerful Lunatic often carried a teapot that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it was stunning. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to opt for.