The Different Lunatic

The Different Lunatic had a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Different Lunatic searched for a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a new thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

The Different Lunatic desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Lunatic had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

The Different Lunatic desperately looked for a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Different Lunatic desperately wanted a mug that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a mug was the item that was chosen.