Woke Up Quick

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be at Coinbase soon
I gotta get coffee before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my sends
About to go and damn day went by
Media told me to see the bad signs
Ran in the house and bit my lip
With the bitcoin wallet on the side of my hip
Bailed online and pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the trolls kept steppin'
Jumped in the pool hit the juice on my mine
I got front back and watching line by line
Then I let the bitcoins play
Bumpin' the new ICO called NWA
It was "Bitcoin Bitcoin" at the top of the list
Then I traded my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street with my NEO

Jockin' the bitshares, slappin' the hoes
Went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold buying ethereum
A coin pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, XRP
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about makin' that ETH

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Cuz the coinz n tha hood are always hard
You come talkin' that trash antminer will get you barred
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit
Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin' bitcoin

Down on B's in the place to give me the trades
He said my man JB is on EOS
The boy OMG was a friend of mine
Til I caught him in my car tryin' to steal my Litecoin
Chased him up the street to call a truce
The silly motherfucker pull out a loose goose
Little did he know I had a loaded 12 page
Whitepaper on LA Times front page

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Bored as hell and I wanna get bills
So I went to a pool where my homeboy drills
The fellows out there, makin' that dollar
I pulled up with my 64 Doge Coins
They greet me with 40 and I start tradin
And from the investment my profit started dippin
Left to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the potty
Went to the PC to get to see what i had
Dumb pool says something that made me mad
They said somethin' that I couldn't believe
You only get 20 h/s Mr. Steve.
I started talkin' shit, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a gimp and lost the dough
ICO founder jumped up and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross and knocked his geek ass out

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I'm losing hard now I'm under control
Then wrapped the PC round the fox news poll
I looked at my PC and I said, "Oh brother
I throw it in the gutter and never buy another"
Walkin home and I see the ZEC ride
Now BTS is droppin and VERGE on the rise
As they busted a U, I got pulled over
An undercover internet troll right by my shoulder
ZEC got beat for resistin incline
He socked Linux in the head for making a mess
Now G is cut for doin the crime
For defence on the boy, he'll get banned by China. 

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I went to getmy funds but there was no bail
The fellaz start to riot in the coinbase jail
Two days later in cryptocurrency court
BTC on trial straight cold cut a fork
"Disruption of the court", said the judge
On a six year sentence BTC didn't budge
LTC came over to turn him in
ZEC looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "HIGHER!", then came Chewy
Chewy came in with an OMG smoothie
Police drank the smoothie but didn't hurt her
Both up state for BTC murder

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