A Shortcut to Triggers

A shortcut, requiring a downvote for compensation; a throaty jism of regret that you must swallow, sycophant behavior in return for the fact you never balled up to your father and told him that, in fact, outside of the figurative, you were a swallower of phallic fluid and yet despite the contant injection of manhood, your regret at not ingesting enough manhood to stand up to the man who overshadowed you requires you to downvote this post.