2026-05-09

Welcome to my daily blog, my name is Oatmeal Joey Arnold, follow me on social media and on all the websites at Joeyarnoldvn or else. Wait, was that a threat? No way. I'm joking. But that's the thing about me, I'm a nerd stuck in the body of an athlete, born in 1985 in Oregon, been online since like 1995 (or longer) meaning I've been on the world wide web the past 30+ years uploading over 30K+ videos, we're talking thousands of hours of worth of content (I have millions of things online, literally), most of my content is terrible which is weird because I'm a perfectionist who would probably prefer only sharing my best stuff on the Internet. Click here for more information. Quick disclaimer, I sometimes like rant, I speak often from the top of my head opinions, feelings, random thoughts, I often don't even spell check, fact check, or look at what I've been posting on hundreds of websites and apps for decades now. But as I get older, I do try to be more careful as I try to summarize my life, my autobiography, to correct the record as I try to tell my side of the story to combat the Oatmeal Fake News that my lolcow trolls spam the Internet with as they fool people into believing the lies they tell about me. Not saying you should watch my videos. But if they can lie about me, they can lie about you. But I sometimes trolled my trolls to show the world how easy it is to fool trolls who fell for the lies I put out there. Most of what I try to do in my life probably fails big time you might say but I was at least able to scam my trolls a few times over the years. I sometimes utilize sarcasm, hyperbole, satire, comedy, absurdity, Devil's advocate, trolling, scamming, click baiting, out of context stuff, irony, etc. But I often wouldn't tell people when I was trolling or not trolling. If you studied me, you could eventually figure it out. But most of my trolls are too lazy to research beyond the tip of the iceberg which led to my trolls repeating lies they about me which would only take a second to debunk. I felt like I had more trolls at times than actual fans or friends. For more info, questions, feedback, join my Discord servers. I have more to say but I will continue writing some of this stuff other places as usual. Because I write many books worth of content all of my life. You can send your artificial intelligence or AI to give you outlines of my content and what not. But you have to always remind the AI that I've had hundreds to thousands of different accounts, channels, pages, groups, sock puppet alt accounts, personas, parodies, profiles, communities, entities, and so on and so forth, ask me about all of that if you dare. People are free to steal any of my like free content, you don't have to give me credit, do whatever you want. Timestamps generally in Pacific Standard Time (PST) or Pacific Daylight Time (PDT) unless otherwise noted. Welcome to my Oatmeal Daily which is generally posted & syndicated to different websites daily by me, Oatmeal Joey Arnold, feel free to mirror, edit, clip, reupload my content. For more information, see some of the links on this page or you can try to Google search or look me up using keywords like Oatmeal Joey Arnold @ joeyarnoldvn and other keywords. Try using different combinations of words in search engines for better results. I went to bed at 4:20 AM. Woke up at 10:45 AM. Breakfast: 11:00 AM. Smash cans which mom made my lunch from. Lunch: 01:28 PM. Saturday Market around 03:00 PM while mom was on the phone with Rick, played basketball there across from the First Baptist where mom got married to Bill while she bought around 4 plants. Worms for moles behind book shed. Compost. Neil dog haircut in his backyard. Back around 04:00 PM. Dishes. Shower. Dinner: 06:10 PM. Evening church, sat between glasses woman and Paula. The more charismatic man spoke on faith, walking the walk. Mom counseling on the phone a woman we went to like 3 weeks ago. Food log: Breakfast: orange, yogurt in a cup, coffee, 11:00 AM. Lunch: canned meat beans carrot soup on rice, 01:28 PM. Dinner: rest of a former bread with syrup, 06:10 PM. Purple fruit vegetable salad. Tea. 2026-05-09 - Saturday - 10:30 PM - Jojo-231. Eagle essay. Pages 144-148. Candle story. Pliable. Thriving. Tallow. Coffee story. Thwart. Write about coffee. 2026-05-09 - Saturday - 11:30 PM - Thao-114 - Tests from Cambridge 20.