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RE: INDOOR VOICE! Those "Shouting" Commercials and Sales Pitches! Have you HEARD?!?!?!
one of my biggest problems is that the damn evil stupid ignorant....(pant, pant) annoying young men who are attempting to (make me do something I don't want to do)...er...I mean sell me a house....don't answer the questions I ask them. They answer questions I didn't ask, PRETENDING to answer the ones that I did ask.
Of course that makes me angry.
When I get angry I get (more) sarcastic.
That generally doesn't end well.
I'd like to buy an elephant.
Marvelous, wonderful. Would you like that in gray?
Yes, since elephants are usually gray...
Excellent! Let me take you over here; this is where we keep our very best pelicans!
Yeah, but I wanted an elephant...
Of course, of course! We also have these superb gerbils!
&>?+$$&?$!!!
Why are you pointing a shotgun at me?????
Shotgun? That's the trunk of an elephant...