Strictly for men only
STRICTLY FOR MEN ONLY(with malice towards none)๐๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐ณ๐ค
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.๐๐๐๐คฃ๐
marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can"t face each other, but still they stay together.* ๐คฃ๐ค๐
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you"ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you"ll become a philosopher.๐ค๐คฃ๐ค๐
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. ๐คฃ๐ค๐
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?๐คฃ๐ค๐
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ๐๐๐ค๐คฃ
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."๐ค๐ค๐
"I don"t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ๐คฃ๐ค๐
"I"ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didnโt.โ The third gave me more children!๐คฃ๐๐
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming๐ค๐ค
1. Whenever you"re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you"re right, shut up.
The most effective way to remember your wife"s birthday is to forget it once.๐ฑ๐ฐ๐๐ป๐ค๐คฃ๐
_~By Kobe BryantYou know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.๐๐ค๐
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.๐๐คฃ
A good wife always forgives her husband when she"s wrong.๐
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.๐ค๐
A man inserted an "ad" in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."๐
First Guy (proudly): "My wife"s an angel!"
Second Guy : "You"re lucky, mine"s still alive." ๐ค๐คฃ
โFirst there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!๐คฃ๐ค๐
"The reason why wives live longer is because they don"t have a Wife"๐คฃ๐ค๐4th