Her Curious Martian

Her Curious Martian desperately wanted a ball that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered it was entertaining. Strangely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Curious Martian carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Her Curious Martian needed a stapler that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler having that done to it

Her Curious Martian desperately searched for a teapot that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Her Curious Martian craved for a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It is a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Her Curious Martian desperately searched for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.