Her Grumpy Martian

Her Grumpy Martian carried a radiator that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be fun. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian always kept a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be simply life. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Her Grumpy Martian always carried a painting of a melon that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. It is a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian desired a sword that they liked to annihilate It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Martian had a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. This seems a somewhat surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.