His Colourful Martian

His Colourful Martian found a computer that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was simply life. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Martian desperately craved for a computer that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a computer would be the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Martian craved for a bat that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.

His Colourful Martian always carried a porno magazine that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Colourful Martian desperately desired a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

His Colourful Martian desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a cup being the item opted for.