My Bewildered Martian

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My Bewildered Martian carried a teapot to smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Martian desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is epic. Honestly, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

My Bewildered Martian desired a ball that they would drop. One might find this to be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Martian desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

My Bewildered Martian desperately craved for a helmet that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Martian wanted a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item chosen.