Grumpy Martian

Grumpy Martian looked for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Martian found a bottle of beer that they would often break. It should be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Grumpy Martian always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Grumpy Martian wanted a bag of poop to smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Grumpy Martian desperately craved for a mug to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Martian looked for a bottle of coke that they would drop. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.