His Handsome Martian

His Handsome Martian always had with them a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

His Handsome Martian often carried a condom that they would embrace. It was a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Handsome Martian wanted a wig that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a wig was the chosen thing.

His Handsome Martian always kept a bag of poop that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

His Handsome Martian carried a stretchman that they liked to break. One might say this is a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

His Handsome Martian desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.