A Green Martian

A Green Martian always had with them a crown that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

A Green Martian found a bag of flour that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

A Green Martian often carried a spade that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

A Green Martian desperately craved for a hat to worship. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

A Green Martian desperately looked for a condom to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

A Green Martian always kept a vibrator that they sometimes break. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a vibrator being the chosen item.