Her Naughty Martian

Her Naughty Martian desperately needed a piece of paper that they liked to worship. It would have been an exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Martian desired a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Her Naughty Martian looked for a bag of flour to share. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

Her Naughty Martian owned a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a new thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

Her Naughty Martian desperately searched for a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo of all things.

Her Naughty Martian always kept a set square that they would hug. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A set square is the item to opt for.