The Different Martian

The Different Martian wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Different Martian always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Martian looked for a CD player that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly new proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be sublime. A CD player is the item to choose.

The Different Martian desperately wanted a cheese grater to sleep with. It might have been a strange idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Different Martian desperately looked for a stretchman to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

The Different Martian looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.