His Scary Martian

His Scary Martian always kept a stretchman that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

His Scary Martian owned a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a cucumber is the item to choose.

His Scary Martian craved for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pen having that done to it

His Scary Martian desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Martian wanted a sword that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the item that was opted for.

His Scary Martian wanted a radiator that they would often play with. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was sublime. A radiator would be the item that was selected.