His Eccentric Martian

His Eccentric Martian craved for a ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

His Eccentric Martian craved for a toilet brush that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Martian carried a pint of cider that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

His Eccentric Martian always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Martian needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Martian looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It was considered to be an exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.