Lonely Martian

Lonely Martian desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is fun. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Martian desperately needed a cheese grater to put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater of all things.

Lonely Martian needed a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

Lonely Martian always had with them a sponge to share. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a sponge being the thing opted for.

Lonely Martian always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often drop. It is a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

Lonely Martian wanted a toilet brush that they would sleep with. It might be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.