Her Eccentric Martian

Her Eccentric Martian owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Her Eccentric Martian desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected it was simply life. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Martian desperately desired a cup that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Eccentric Martian looked for a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Eccentric Martian desperately wanted a pint of cider to demolish. This seems a fairly astonishing action, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Eccentric Martian desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally throw. This seems a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.