My Brainy Martian

My Brainy Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

My Brainy Martian had a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Brainy Martian always carried a sword that they liked to worship. It should have been an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

My Brainy Martian always had with them a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it was amazing. A toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Martian craved for a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

My Brainy Martian had a sword that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.