His Colourful Martian

His Colourful Martian desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was wonderous. A pint of cider being the thing selected.

His Colourful Martian searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Colourful Martian had a sponge that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be magnificent. Honestly, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Colourful Martian needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Colourful Martian wanted a Harry Potter wand to embrace. One might find this to be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

His Colourful Martian always kept a spade that they would sometimes drop. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a spade having that done to it