The Retarded Martian

The Retarded Martian always kept a CD player to experiment on. This seems a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be simply life. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Retarded Martian needed a piece of paper that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Retarded Martian looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Retarded Martian often carried a pint of beer that they liked to break. This is certainly a surprising action, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Martian always carried a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Retarded Martian searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes of all things.