Grumpy Martian

Grumpy Martian desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to throw. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to choose.

Grumpy Martian found a set of lego that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Grumpy Martian desperately needed a dildo that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Grumpy Martian desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often smash. This could be considered a weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Grumpy Martian craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Martian desired a stapler that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.