The Horny Martian

The Horny Martian found a can of Tango that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Horny Martian craved for a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Horny Martian found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Horny Martian owned a piece of paper that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Martian desperately looked for a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

The Horny Martian had a porno magazine that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.