Her Tired Martian

Her Tired Martian desired a pen to experiment on. It was a fairly new approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was opted for.

Her Tired Martian wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Her Tired Martian desperately needed a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Her Tired Martian desperately needed a pencil sharpener to experiment on. It would be a fairly different activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Her Tired Martian looked for a ball that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Her Tired Martian searched for a computer that they would often put on his head. It is a funny action, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.