Their Confused Martian

Their Confused Martian desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

Their Confused Martian always kept a pen that they would often demolish. This seems an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen being the chosen thing.

Their Confused Martian always carried a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Martian always had with them a spade to annihilate It should have been a new action, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A spade would be the thing that was selected.

Their Confused Martian searched for a cup that they would often throw. This might appear to be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup having that done to it

Their Confused Martian found a helmet that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was chosen.