The Round Martian

The Round Martian desperately looked for a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It was an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

The Round Martian always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an exciting approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Round Martian needed a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Round Martian looked for a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Round Martian had a spade that they would sometimes hug. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A spade was the thing that was selected.

The Round Martian desired a piece of paper that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a piece of paper of all things.