The Funny Martian

The Funny Martian carried a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Funny Martian owned a hat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Martian owned a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

The Funny Martian often carried a porno magazine that they would drop. It might be a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

The Funny Martian desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A rubber chicken of all things.

The Funny Martian desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.