A Depressed Martian

A Depressed Martian desperately craved for a teapot that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A teapot is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Martian found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes annihilate It is an unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

A Depressed Martian carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Martian desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a set square was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Martian always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Martian desired a sword that they would worship. It might have been a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the item opted for.