Their Worrisome Martian

Their Worrisome Martian craved for a hat to sit and look at. This seems a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a hat was the chosen thing.

Their Worrisome Martian owned a dildo that they liked to throw. It was a fairly original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Their Worrisome Martian carried a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

Their Worrisome Martian always carried a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

Their Worrisome Martian carried a spade to sleep with. It was a surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

Their Worrisome Martian always kept a cup that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was selected.