The Exceptional Martian

The Exceptional Martian desperately needed a CD player that they would play with. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Martian often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally annihilate It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Martian looked for a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a condom is the item to select.

The Exceptional Martian found a condom that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Martian desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Martian had a pen to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be awesome. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.