My Confused Martian

My Confused Martian craved for a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Martian owned a stretchman that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Martian craved for a can of coke that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Confused Martian craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

My Confused Martian always kept a mug that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was chosen.

My Confused Martian had a cup to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cup would be the chosen thing.