A Curious Martian

A Curious Martian searched for a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

A Curious Martian owned a tomato to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

A Curious Martian desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often demolish. This is certainly a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Curious Martian carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Curious Martian carried a condom that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen thing.

A Curious Martian desperately wanted a sword to put down their trousers. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.