His Cute Martian

His Cute Martian found a custard pie that they would often break. This seems a new idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A custard pie is the item to choose.

His Cute Martian always kept a set of lego that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was opted for.

His Cute Martian looked for a tomato that they sometimes embrace. It would be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. A tomato would be the thing that was chosen.

His Cute Martian always had with them a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly odd proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

His Cute Martian always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Cute Martian always had with them a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.