Her Green Martian

Her Green Martian always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Her Green Martian desperately desired a CD player that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

Her Green Martian always had with them a tomato that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Her Green Martian desired a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Her Green Martian carried a rubber johnny that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Her Green Martian desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.