The Crazy Martian

The Crazy Martian craved for a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Martian carried a can of Tango that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is fun. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Crazy Martian craved for a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Martian always kept a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Crazy Martian desperately wanted a piece of paper that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Martian desperately craved for a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.