A Worrisome Martian

A Worrisome Martian looked for a pen that they would often eat. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen was the item that was chosen.

A Worrisome Martian looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Worrisome Martian desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

A Worrisome Martian desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

A Worrisome Martian craved for a porno magazine to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

A Worrisome Martian searched for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.