Curious Martian

Curious Martian always carried a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Curious Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Curious Martian desperately searched for a bat that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

Curious Martian often carried a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was chosen.

Curious Martian looked for a sponge that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Curious Martian desperately wanted a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be stunning. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.