Tired Martian

Tired Martian desperately wanted a helmet that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to select.

Tired Martian often carried a spade that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

Tired Martian searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be simply life. A set of lego is the thing to opt for.

Tired Martian owned a pen that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A pen would be the chosen thing.

Tired Martian desperately wanted a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Tired Martian found a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.