The Unusual Martian

The Unusual Martian often carried a dildo that they liked to worship. It was a fairly funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Martian needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Martian desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Martian desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Martian always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who thought it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Martian carried a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. It should be a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.