The Ugly Martian

The Ugly Martian searched for a CD player that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was simply life. A CD player is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Ugly Martian often carried a condom that they liked to demolish. It was a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be awesome. A condom being the thing opted for.

The Ugly Martian desperately wanted a radiator that they would often hug. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Martian craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It would have been an original suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Martian desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.