Their Cute Martian

Their Cute Martian looked for a piece of paper to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

Their Cute Martian desperately needed a bat that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

Their Cute Martian desperately looked for a hat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A hat is the thing to choose.

Their Cute Martian wanted a stapler that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

Their Cute Martian desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

Their Cute Martian wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.