Her Orange Martian

Her Orange Martian always kept a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Orange Martian had a sword that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

Her Orange Martian always carried a can of Tango that they would sleep with. This seems an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Orange Martian often carried a stretchman that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

Her Orange Martian desperately wanted a bottle of beer to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Her Orange Martian desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.