The Big Martian

The Big Martian always carried a lava lamp that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Big Martian always had with them a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Martian wanted a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Martian wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

The Big Martian searched for a mug that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Martian found a cheese grater that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderous. A cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.